Hi! I'm a typical American! I smoke a little weed, kill a few Americans when I'm upset and have a list of grievances as long as your arm

It's because of me that the Department of Homeland Security will need to install closed-circuit television cameras in your home and the Department of Education is educating your children not to bully typical Americans or exclude us from their prom parties. Not to worry, these measures are just to insure that untypical Americans don't say or do anything to upset typical Americans.

Have a nice day!

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