Just when I was so down in the dumps I thought I would cry or change my citizenship

This is one is going viral. Click on title to enlarge screen.  

From Sputnik; where else?  Jihadi Guy Loses It Over Russian Airstrikes. The footage is real; the verbiage is made up by some pranksters at In the Now (never heard of it before).   

[wiping tears of laughter]  All right, so I'll stay in the fray another day. This too shall pass. Onward. Suck it up. War is Hell. Etc.

Thank you, Lord. 

Best regards to all,
Pundita  

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