Muslim netizens have fun with Islamic State's urgent whine to Muslims to join their fight

RT scooped up some of the ripostes posted to Twitter, including these:

"This Muslim is just waking up. Needs coffee. Also, it's Christmas weekend family time. Run along now."

"Damn dude -- I was on my way but then I saw the fuel prices. Send me money for fuel and I'm on my way."

"Sorry dudes. Christmas week. Flights all booked."

"Sorry bruv. Not until Liverpool wins the league. Then after that we have the Champions League. Raincheck?"

"My dad said I have to be home by 8pm. Will we be done by then?"

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