Johann's LamentWith that off my chest I return refreshed and restored to pondering such vexing questions as:
Drat that Mark Steyn, whose wit is so much finer than mine!
I grunt and I strain for hours on end to concoct a bon mot
And he just flings them out
Why do I appear catty when I criticize
While he gets fêted for brilliance?
Drat that Mark Steyn, whose brain works so much faster than mine!
O hell, I think I will take up writing murder mysteries
Then no one will ask whether I'm making up conversations
And I can write gruesome endings for everyone I hate.
So on the basis of what is Rahul Gandhi claiming to be a “soldier for adivasis” when there is nothing in his public record to suggest the same?