The lunatics at The People's Cube explain everything

For this outrage, they are going on my blogroll.

Thanks to Binks of a Thousand Eyes for introducing me to The People's Cube and for sending me the above gem.

And in breaking news, The Real Barack Obama (formerly Rezko Watch) has awarded The Second Ever Obama Jackass Award, which is pretty much the same as the First Ever Obama Jackass Award due to the fact that Mr Obama can't stop talking about his fetish for high heels. Photoshop wizards, please help that jackass realize his heart's desire!