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Tuesday, January 20

The Barack Obama Inauguration: We can try making lemonade

I am breaking radio silence to report on what might be a cosmic comment about the Obama presidency.

In honor of Barack Obama's inauguration as the 44th President of the United Socialist States of America, I turned on the television this morning and vowed to keep the channel tuned to the Food Network all day.

Now it is true I've never done that before, so for all I know it's not an unusual occurrence to see one show after another on the Food Network highlight lemons. But I have never seen so many lemons in my life as I have seen today.

Every time I walked past the TV, there was another Food Network chef squeezing, zesting, boiling, baking or sauteing lemons. Baked lemon zucchini, rigatoni sauce with sour cream and lemon, lemon crisp, lemon ricotta cookies. Lemons, lemons, lemons.

The saying is that if the Lord hands you a lemon, make lemonade. There is only one possible way to make something useful out of the lemon that George Soros and his go-fers sold the American electorate, and that's to put under a microscope Obama's every decision as President and never let up the criticism.

That's the only chance Americans have got to avoid sucking lemons.
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