Vladimir "Lips" Zhirinovsky, "Gorgeous" George Galloway, David B. "Bunny" Chalmers, and Charles "Poofdaddy" Pasqua practicing for their American Idol audition.
Simon to Paula: Who told them there was a Four Tops-barber shop quartet-Frank Sinatra soundalike category?
Paula to Simon: Probably the ABC Primetime crew.
Randy: (Wrapping his head in a towel) Okay dogs, you got 15 seconds.
"Doowop Doowop doop doop diddy/
Talk about the boys from Ripoff City/
Talk to our bankers we ain't signed nothin/
Talk to our lawyers we ain't seen nothin/
O we're the same old song/
Just a diff'rent meaning with the billions gone/
So here is our love song, not fancy or fine/
We got you goin in circles/
And we did it ouuuuur waaaaaaaaaaay/
If you can stand it, here's today's news on the Oil for Food Shakedown investigation. Tomorrow, Gorgeous George faces off against Norm Coleman at the US Senate. Standing Room Only.