"Fready?"
"Fwhat key? B Fwat?"
"Fno. C."
"Fokay. Fready?"
"Fwait. [coughs] Mi mi mi mi. [toots C on the harmonica] Okay, fready."

"O Dear Feneral Kfayani!
Fwe don't deserve the honor when you walk across our back!
O feneral of fenerals!
Fwe are overcome with graftitude fwhen you boot us in the ass!
Fwe're not worthy to grovel at your precious fweet
But if we're to kfeep covering ffor you
Could you kick out ffewer of our teeth?"