Thursday, May 7
Because I'm waterlogged
"11 Things To Never Say to Your Dog"
11th worst thing to say: "Just leave me alone"
#10: "I hate you"
#9: "Stop or else"
Eight more to go. Each is accompanied by an explanation about why you should never say that to a dog. But they're pretty much the same reasons you should never say those things to a human child -- or, come to think of it, a human adult. Probably not a good idea to say them to cats, either.
Thanks to Splendid Times for the advice and pix.