Top 3 ways to tell if your dog is a Russian spy

3.  If you put a bowl of shashlik next to a bowl of bestselling Canidae all natural dog food, the dog will eat the shashlik first.

2.  The dog will immediately stop barking if you yell, "Nyet!"

1.  If you show the dog a picture of Vladimir Putin and say, "Kill" the dog will wag its tail.

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